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 Post subject: Dallas Humor
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:30 am 
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Texas State Police are cracking down on Speeders

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas ..
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
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Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".
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Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
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Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
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Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Dallas Humor
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:43 am 
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The pre-fight weigh-in for the Pacquiao VS Margarito fight at Cowboy Stadium:

At 5 p.m. yesterday, before a couple thousand fans, the two fighters came together for the traditional weigh-in. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was in attendance, and naturally, jokes ping-ponged back and forth that this might well be the first competitive contest here in a while. Perhaps Jones would be wise to ask one of the trainers to coach his team, too.....JUST SAYIN'

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