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WWE RAW Results (3/21)

Post by Hockdizzle » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:00 pm

Justin Roberts welcomes "The Voice of RAW" Jim Ross to the ring, and Boomer Sooner hits, but we quickly find out that it is Michael Cole making fun of him. He gets down to the announcer's table and gives Josh some barbecue sauce then throws his hat at Lawler and runs away. He runs into his glass booth and keeps running his mouth until "Time To Play The Game" starts playing.

Triple H makes his way down to the ring and poses a bit then grabs a mic to talk about Wrestlemania and his career. He says twenty years is a long time to be in this business, and he says in two weeks he will define his career and the Undertaker's. He says everyone is talking about the match, and he has no idea what it will take out of them, but neither one will never be the same. This is the biggest match there is, and it is more important than all the championships he has ever held, and he will have a career defining moment.

HHH asks the Undertaker to come to RAW next week, so he can tell him face to face what will happen at Wrestlemania. He will tell him that he will end the streak, and the Undertaker will die with the streak. HHH says he'll end it and that will be it, and next week he'll tell the Undertaker he will go 18 and 1 and he will rest in peace. 

Ted DiBiase comes out to get HHH's attention and he says he was a rising superstar but now he is an afterthought at Wrestlemania this year. He says he will make his moment, and he is going to take out HHH tonight, and then people will have to pay attention. DiBiase gets kicked from the apron then the two start fighting around ringside. Ted gets some offense in but HHH uses the ring steps then beats him with a chair and looks towards the announcer's table. He starts pulling it apart and picks Ted up and throws him on it. He picks him up by the shirt and does the throat slash then Pedigrees him right through the table.   

Sheamus vs Evan Bourne

Sheamus powers Bourne into the corner then kicks him a few times and ties in the ropes and punches him in the chest. Sheamus whips him to the corner but Bourne kicks him in the head and goes for Air Bourne, but Sheamus rolls out of the way. Bourne lands hard on the mat then walks right into the Brogue Kick and Sheamus makes the cover.

Winner - Sheamus

Sheamus celebrates and says he is their new champion, then Daniel Bryan comes out and says the great thing about this country is opportunity. He says as former champion he wants the opportunity to invoke his rematch clause at Wrestlemania. Sheamus throws the belt at him and Brogue Kicks Bryan, then yells "if he wants it he's got it" as he leaves the ring.

Scott Stanford approaches Randy Orton in the parking lot and he asks him what is going on as Wrestlemania approaches. Randy talks about how great his bus is and says it's a home away from home, and says he watched the birth of the New Nexus on the bus. He says he also watches footage of him punting all of them and says Punk thinks he is twisted, but he has no one watching his back and he will take him out very soon. 

Maryse vs Eve Torres 

Maryse mocks Eve then slams her head into the turnbuckle, and chokes her on the ring ropes with her knee. Maryse misses a move off the ropes then Cole starts running his mouth about ending the match, and Eve starts screaming at him to shut up. Eve goes for a standing moonsault but Maryse gets her knees up and goes for a neckbreaker. Eve holds on and hits a swinging neckbreaker of her own and gets the pinfall. 

Winner - Eve

After the match, Cole starts running his mouth again and Eve goes after him in his box but gets stopped by security. He yells for them to get her out of there and she gets a quick slap before being told to leave. He is leaning over the wall and yelling at her as the crowd boos him.

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel vs Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov

Gabriel kicks Santino but Santino hiptosses him back and teases the Cobra. Slater distracts him and Gabriel knocks him down then tags in Slater. He puts Santino in a headlock but Santino flips him off his back and tags in Kozlov. Kozlov hits a few headbutts but gets caught in the ropes when Barrett interferes, and Slater hits a reverse DDT. Gabriel goes up top and hits the 450 and makes the cover. 

The Corre beats on Santino & Kozlov after the match until Big Show and Kane make the save. They clear the ring then Big Show and Kane double chokeslam Jackson and Kane makes his pyro go off and scares Santino.  

Winners - Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel

John Cena joins us live from his home, and he says next week RAW will be epic because he will be face to face with the Rock. He says if they have a problem, they will solve it next week, and it's not time for games and jokes anymore. He says his focus on Rock has made him take his eyes off of the Miz, but Miz proved he deserves being the WWE Champion because of the attacks. He says he will be watching tonight, and he wants to see Miz rewrite history, because he will make history at Wrestlemania.

Cole gets up again and taunts Lawler by saying it's time for another one of his worldwide exclusives. Jack Swagger comes out to the ring and Cole runs around the ring with him, then Swagger blocks off Lawler while Cole makes his announcement. Cole introduces Swagger to the crowd and continues to **** Lawler off by replaying last week's events with Brian Christopher. Cole says Christopher was so happy about last week, he sent him the Lawler family album, and he puts the pictures up on the Titantron. He says Lawler's father was embarassed by him and he looked like a midget, then digs in a little more and says he and his father were both cowards and bullies.

Cole says the whole family has one thing in common, and they are all losers. Lawler finally gets ****** enough to get up and takes his headset off, but gets punched by Swagger. He retaliates by punching Swagger and slamming his head off the table the runs after Cole. Cole avoids him and Swagger clotheslines him on the floor then rubs his face against the glass wall of Cole's booth. Cole puts Lawler in the ankle lock and continues to taunt him, then celebrates with Swagger as we go to a break.

Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero & LayCool) vs John Morrison (w/ Trish Stratus)

Dolph pounds on Morrison until the ref calls for a break, then Morrison runs him into the corner and punches him, but Dolph comes right back on offense. He puts Morrison in a headlock but it is broken and Morrison clotheslines Dolph outside. Morrison tries running the ropes but Michelle jumps on the apron and yells at him to stop. Trish knocks down Layla and pulls Michelle off the apron then gets out of the way as the GM sends in an email. The match will be restarted as a handicap intergender match with everyone at ringside, including Vickie. Trish tries to pull her in the ring by her hair, but LayCool holds on to her and all four of them fall to the floor as they try to restart the match. 

Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero & LayCool vs John Morrison & Trish Stratus

Morrison tries to keep Dolph in the ring but he is tagged by Layla, which means Trish has to come into the match. She smiles and goes right after Layla, and chops her in the corner, but gets kicked by Michelle after an irish whip attempt. Michelle tags in and kicks her repeatedly, then tags in Layla, who slams Trish's head onto the mat twice. She tags in Vickie, who tries to dive on Trish but misses, and Trish tags in Morrison. He gets in and unloads on Dolph then hits the Flying Chuck as Layla runs over and throws Trish off the apron. Morrison tweaks his knee while going for Starship Pain, and Dolph hits the Zig Zag, then lets Vickie make the cover.

Winners - Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero & LayCool

Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio

Mysterio kicks Orton and keeps countering him until Orton catches him with a forearm and throws him out of the ring. Orton brings him back in and gets a near fall, then puts Mysterio in a rear chin lock. Orton keeps him grounded by whipping him into the corner, and he tries to go up top but Rey knocks him down and hits a seated senton. Rey runs the ropes and gets caught with a spinning power slam then Randy sets up for the hanging DDT. Rey blocks it and goes for the 619 but Orton catches his legs and hits the DDT. CM Punk comes on the Titantron and says he really likes Orton's bus and he can't wait to meet Orton's wife. Orton flips out and runs to the parking lot where Punk hits him with a wrench in the knee. He starts beating on Orton while his wife screams from the bus then Punk tells him that he never should have punted any of Nexus. Punk says it won't happen at Wrestlemania either, then kicks Orton in the head and blows a kiss to Orton's wife inside the bus. He leaves and Orton's wife comes out to check on him and screams for someone to come help him.

Alex Riley is in the ring with a table and he says he was fired a few weeks ago, but he was rehired under a new title, and he introduces the Miz. Miz takes the mic from Riley and he says people would travel many miles and pay a lot of money to see Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan in their primes, and now they all get to see him. He says he has come a long way, and everyone hangs on every word he says, as he has rewritten history. Miz puts himself over and says he is the greatest WWE Champion in history, and he has become bigger than the WWE and the WWE Universe.

Miz says he has flipped the WWE since he arrived, and takes the microphone cover off and turns it upside down. He says it now is an M for Miz, and it is time to rewrite history. After a drawn out introduction, he unveils the same title belt, but the spinner part is flipped to look like an M. He says he won't be a multi time champion, because he never plans on losing his title, because he's the Miz and he's awesome.

Cena interrupts from the Titantron and mocks him for the belt, and says the WWE Universe knows he can be hurt. He says they also know something Miz and Riley will find out right now, and a few guys walk in and start taking Cena's "room" apart to reveal he was in the arena the whole time. Cena says he was supposed to be broadcasting from his home, but he has been for nine years, because WWE is his home. He says they are in his living room and he is coming to take out the trash and runs around backstage and heads for the ring.

He mocks Rock on the way out to the ring and says "not via satellite, I'm here" then runs in to fight Miz and Riley. Cena gets attacked for a bit then throws Riley out of the ring and Miz runs from the arena. Riley gets back in and gets put in the STF and won't let go even with refs trying to break it. Miz comes back to the ramp and Cena dares him to come to the ring and puts Riley back in the STF. Miz is livid as Cena keeps the hold locked in and Miz goes backstage again as three refs are needed to get Cena off of Riley. 

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